DUI

Mel Gibson was crucified this last summer. Not for driving drunk but for his anti-Semantic rant. (Crucified. Ha! You like that?)

Late former princess Diana's driver was drunk when he killed her nine years ago. Doesn't bring her back, but they had to beat her death like a , uh, dead horse.

Then the latest is Lane Garrison. I don't know who he is either. Apparently he is in a little TV Show called "Prison Break." Not only did he blow twice the legal limit, he killed a 17-year old. And he had other YOUNG passengers in his vehicle. But that is for another tangent. Garrison KILLS somebody and there is not even a ripple in the media. It is like yelling, "barracuda!" Everybody says, "huh? What?" But Mel saying stupid stuff in a druken stupor, nearly cost him his job and his life as he knows it. It was like yelling, "SHARK!" and we got a panic on our hands.