I stole this

Yet another piece I have ganked of the Internet (someone else's blog to be exact). It is one of those mind numbing surveys/questionnaires that get emailed in your circle of friends. Instead of forwarding this via email, I thought I would fill my blog with this crap!

Beer: Making ugly guys handsome since invention
Sex: enter porn song here
McDonald: Had a farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHH!
Relationship: Much better now that we found my vagina
Purple: Rain
Power Rangers: Yawn
Steroids: 'Roids. Husband used to make a living testing roids. Now he just tests alcohol.
Cartoons: Saturday Mornings!! Bugs Bunny/Road Runner show!
The President: Hail to the Chief/He's the Chief and he needs hailing!
Tupperware: used to be addicted
Santa Claus: Fatty
Halloween: blessed Samhain!
Alice: in wonderland. My SIL fave Disney character (I think!)
Myspace: Waste of time
Clowns: FOC
Marriage: a blessing and a curse
Paris: stupid and a waste of oxygen. Oh, you mean the City of Lights?!? I have been to the hotel in Las Vegas!
Patty: Krabby patty secret recipe
Redheads: are more fun...just ask me!!
Blondes: see Paris (JUST KIDDING!! Some of my best friends are blond. uh, not really)
One night stands: Who told?
Donald Trump: Cheating, lying ASSHOLE. Actually owes my uncle money. F**ker
Neverland: Nevermind. Should be razed and turned into a parking lot or a homeless shelter or a child abuse crisis clinic or something
Pixie: DD
Word: is the word that you heard its got groove its got meaning
Vanilla ice cream: Gelato is way better
Hooters: overrated
High School Musical: Ditto...OVERRATED
Pajamas: none. nude. lol
Woody: uh, ahem, is that a pickle in your pocket?
Wet Socks: blech
Reality: wake up and smell it, BABY!
Honey: I'm hot sticky sweet, from my head and to my feet, YEAH!
Andy: Taylor and Opie
Money: get away
Butter: my muffin
Secret: irritates my armpits. I use Dove antiperspirant