I suck...

....and I don't mean in a Vampiric way. I have completely ignored this blog for five months. I really need to jot down spectacular events and post them to my forehead so I may share them here.

The only memorable thing of late: I went to my Private Mail Box to collect packages and our mail. Jarod wanted to open one of the bubble envelopes, knowing it is a purchase from eBay. He tears off one end of the envelope and dumps the contents out. It is a snack zip-close baggie with a paper towel sealed inside. Jarod exclaims, "You bought a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on eBay!?"